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[bearmcnally]

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break
and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry
and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and
says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their
pick nicked." errrr



When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dickheads saying that they
wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What
a pair of sexist bastards. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse
the bloody thing!

[Miker]

You know what else Bear? If all the crew on either an aeroplane or a boat are women, you can't call it the Cockpit......

Michael