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Postby bearmcnally » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:33 pm

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in

Hollywood and said 'I want to be a movie star.'

Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the

right credentials.

The agent asked, 'What's your name?'

The guy said, 'My name is Penis van Lesbian.'

The agent said, 'Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to

get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your


'I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is a fine

old Dutch name and is centuries old, I will not disrespect

my grandfather by changing my name. Nope, not ever..'

The agent said, 'Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years

.... You will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like

Penis van Lesbian!

I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will

not be able to represent you.'

'So be it! I guess we will not do business together' the guy

said and he left the agent's office.


The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the

envelope is a letter and a cheque for $50,000. The agent is

awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?

He reads the letter enclosed ....

'Dear Sir, five years ago, I came into your office wanting

to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to

change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given

birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in

Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left

your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you

were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to

return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the

enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.'


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